Skinny people often get tormented with all kinds of weird comments by not-so-skinny people. Here are 17 things people often say to skinny people.
#1. ‘Do you even eat?’
“No, I survive on oxygen.”
#2. ‘You’re so lucky, you can eat whatever you want and still not get fat!’
“Little do you know, how much I want to.”
#3. ‘Power yoga?’
“Sure. Like being thin is my life’s main ambition”
#4. ‘I want a figure like yours!’
“And I want curves!”
#5. ‘Don’t go out, the wind might blow you.’
“Careful there, the stupidity hole might swallow you.”
#6. ‘You look like a malnutritioned folk from a third world country.’
“And you look like an ignorant idiot.”
#7. ‘Are you anorexic?’
“Can you even spell that right?”
#8. ‘No problem, you can sit in my lap.’
“And dodge between your uncomfortably pointed knees, sure.”
#9. ‘Mr/Miss Skeleton’
“Yes I am a skeleton… One that’ll rob you of a good night’s sleep!”
#10. ‘Have you been sick?’
“Sick of such questions? forever.”
#11. ‘Anything you wear looks good on you.’
“After hundred hours of searching for the right size, it should.”
#12. ‘You should eat more or you’ll fall sick.’
“Yeah, whatever.”
#13. ‘You need to gain some weight!’
“You need to start minding your own business!”
#14. ‘Life is so much easier for you.’
“What are you talking about, I can’t even find belts with enough holes!”
#15. ‘I bet you can run as fast as flash.’
“I bet your IQ is as low as ZERO.”
#16. ‘It’d be so hard to find you in a crowd.’
“Not while I’m walking with a loser like you, NO.”
#17. ‘There’s nothing in your body except bones!’
“Maybe that’s what stopping me from slapping you.”
